I noticed us getting a lot of packages recently from Sally Beauty, all purchased by my wife. I complained in a nice way: “Honey, you’re already beautiful. Why do you need to by all this stuff?” She said that she needed it to STAY beautiful. Then she said they have stuff for men as well, and that I could benefit from shopping there myself.
“You’re hair’s looking a little frazzled, your skin is always dry, you don’t shave well...”
“Okay, okay I get it – I’m hideous. Go ahead and pick out whatever you think will make me more attractive to you and order it.”
And she did, using a Sally Beauty Coupon Code that saved us 20%. Here’s what I got:
1. The Wahl Professional Shaver
This has a custom shaver head with gold hypoallergenic foil. Nice. It’s easy to clean and continues to give me the best shaves of my life.
2. B & C Skin Tight Extra Strength
This gets rid of razor bumps and generally improves the condition of my skin, leaving me looking radiant!
3. Clubman After Shave Lotion
Man, is this stuff bracing! It helps soothe my tender skin and heals razor nicks. It smells great, too. The subtle hints of jasmine, orange flower, geranium, lavender and warm musk drive my wife wild.
4. Beyond the Zone Retro Vinyl 3 in 1 Wash
First off, it’s “beyond the zone,” so enough said. But I’ll say more anyway. It’s a shampoo, face wash, and body wash all in one. Yeah. This one saves me time, money, and water in the shower. Love it.
5. Beyond Belief Ultra Hydrating Lotion
This little product truly is beyond belief. Bye bye, dry, itchy skin, hello, moist, non-itchy skin. It hydrates, seals in moisture, and is fragrance free so as not to interfere with my Clubman After Shave, which as I said, drives my wife wild.
The missus said that this was a good start and that I’d be amazed at the results. Did all this stuff work for me? You be the judge.
Not to be conceited, but I think I look pretty darn good. Some people say that now I look like a more handsome version of Ralph Fiennes. I don’t see the resemblance, but whatever. Sally Beauty, thank you, and I will be visiting you over and over again.